In the far distance, a T Rex's roar sounded across the forest..
Me : You know what this means right...?
AF: No.........
Me: It means we are going to be lunch soon... SO USE YOUR SKILLS and get us out of here...!
~~ROAR..........~~
AF : How......?
Me: I dunno.... Here * open taxi driver door*.. Built us a flux capacitor or something.
AF: Log ticket.. no ticket no work..
Me : I don't care.....*open trunk and get equipment for flux capacitor*. Move it...
AF: No ticket... *saw plant* OH nice... *take out camera* snap pictures*
~~ROAR..........~~
Me: Ok you want ticket... *open I-palm* Wat shit.. got WIFI.. *access lotus notes* tap tap tap...OK I got ticket number adi. ABCD13905
AF : *Snap*snap* Oh got ticket... ok I do lor..
Me: I just hate................ argh.. *stomp stomp stomp*
~~ROAR..........~~
Me: Ah Fatt.. faster faster... did you hear the sound. The T-Rex sound closer ler...
AF : mMmMm MMmmmm Mm mm P2 ticket.. SLA 1 day..
Me: You know what I can't do this alone.... *Take out HP, doot doot doot dee doot*
SCC: Yo harlo..pig sister, you coming to Penang ar..
Me: No I need your help.... COME NOW....
SCC: OK.. just Google ACYH
Me: Ok.. *open Google A-C-Y-H* ..download..um? OK *press*
Shimmering mirage and SCC appear...
SCC: WAH.. you really put me in your story one ar....
~~ROAR~~
TBC
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